Monday, August 16, 2010

MEXICAN RIVIERA...MEXICAN FOOD PVER STYLE....

THE first thing FIRST...YOU KNOW MEXICAN RIVIERA IS PVERED OWNED BY THE MURAL ON THE WALL. If you look closely, the artist SOMEHOW included PV in the BACKGROUND like it was supposed to BE there are something. WE all KNOW PV blocks SOUTH SWELLS, therefore to have WAVES that PERFECT bending into TORRANCE at that direction is not feasible one bit! Let's just SAY the artist took some PVER liberties (and a fat paycheck to undermine they're integrity) on that one.

SECOND, almost every waiter on staff is a PVER. The SAME PVER that will key your car and slash your tires, throw rocks at you from on top of the cliff, and BURN you on every wave even if you're the only dude out is serving you and guests some gringo-fied, bland, overpriced carne asada.

Third, the reason why they claim "voted best Margarita in the Village" can be figured out on two variables. First, the only other two Mexican restaurants in the Village don't serve Margaritas or haven't really came back from a rat infestation panic a decade or so ago. SECOND, they crush they ice with bloody diamonds.

Fourth, NO SPICE, NO MENUDO, NO PASTOR, NO HARRACHA, NO CABEZA, NO GLASS BOTTLE COKES, NO LOS TIGRES DEL NORTE, NO B rating...PVER!

3 comments:

  1. Funny how you have 0 responses in all of your "Torrance vs. PVers" blog. Why? I think simply no one cares! Except maybe for some 16-17 south high school shit head.

    Why dont you blog about when all the PVers went to South High and kicked all your asses on your own campus on that rainy, glorious afternoon? Your what.. a couple years shy of 30? and you still have this bitterness, anger, and jealousy of PVers? Get over it bro! Dont you have more important things to worry about, or places to go?

    The fact is, south torrance & pv its the same shit.. both cities have there fair share of rich people,broke people, snobs, nerds, jocks, skaters, surfers, druggies, hippies, metal heads, reggae heads, asians, black people. Its all the same shit dude!

    Of course there is going to be a few bad apples to spoil the bunch in some peoples opinion, but dude, I feel embarrassed for you that you still care about this subject.

    For my entertainment, I will continue to read, so blog on!

    PS. If have such torrance pride half the shit you talk about is in south redondo.

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  2. This blog post may very well be the funniest thing ever written in the course of human civilization - keep on keepin on brutha!

    Torrance > PV

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  3. If you don't start this blog back up, I will. Hey Michael, why don't you grow up and start going by Mike. My name is Joel and I am beyond 30 something and I hate rich snobs who don't appreciate what they have and look down on other people. So come on down to walteria and I'll kick your fucking ass.

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