Sunday, June 27, 2010

FRONTIER DAYS


Frontier DAYS went off this weekend...the beer garden was rockin...the Hash band fucking rocked....A lot of Torrance Scumfucks held the fort claiming the garden while the PVers cruised around eye-fuckin all the crap in faire....you know, the art stuff like the melted bottles of vino or the Woodcut block letters that name the name of some shitty band like Aerosmith or Jimmy Buffet...This shit makes PVERS blow there minds.....PVers love useless knickknacks...that kind of shit that'll end up at the PV resale on Pacific Coast High in Lomas aka Lomita near the Norms down the street from the GoldClub and about a mile South of where the PARASOL used to be. At this festival, I was fortunate to cruise around with a very special Torrance chick, Madoosh. Madoosh is a straight-up south Torrance chick, no sloppy redundant tattoos, no shitty black poodle dyed hair (that's more of the breed that inhabits east of sepulvda and south of Hawthorne). Naturally Beautiful and ready to party...she took some killer shots and made the point to call "Frontier Days," Frontier Days (it's God given name), and not the PVer inspired Summer Festival. When I get those shots, I'll post them. Her dad kicked down a few beers to Little Mike and I, so we were stoked. Being a Torrancian, I was broke and couldn't get him back....Maybe next year.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

PVER's are slowly INVADING Torrance!

My goal with the conception of this blog is to bring awareness to the current situation of the PVER invasion of Torrance. As you can see, the Riviera Village has been already consumed by the Jam Band, Phish-loving,conglomerate. All along Catalina, Wine or "Vino" bars line up, Henneseys charges $6 a pint, and PVER mothers in SUV's go window shopping. Hopefully the PVERs don't become body snatchers by leaving the children alone and staying away from our schools. Imagine Junior coming home wearing $100 holey jeans and a Grateful Dead tie-die. This blog also is a true praise of the Torrancian Hertiage of being a scumfuck. In ode to the true Torrancian I give you the best motherfucking movie of all time! "The Stoned AGE".
best line ever (GO TO 30 SECONDS): "What else are we going to do? I don't know, there's got be something more than driving around Torrance trying to get drunk stoned and laid."