Thursday, June 24, 2010

PVER's are slowly INVADING Torrance!

My goal with the conception of this blog is to bring awareness to the current situation of the PVER invasion of Torrance. As you can see, the Riviera Village has been already consumed by the Jam Band, Phish-loving,conglomerate. All along Catalina, Wine or "Vino" bars line up, Henneseys charges $6 a pint, and PVER mothers in SUV's go window shopping. Hopefully the PVERs don't become body snatchers by leaving the children alone and staying away from our schools. Imagine Junior coming home wearing $100 holey jeans and a Grateful Dead tie-die. This blog also is a true praise of the Torrancian Hertiage of being a scumfuck. In ode to the true Torrancian I give you the best motherfucking movie of all time! "The Stoned AGE".
best line ever (GO TO 30 SECONDS): "What else are we going to do? I don't know, there's got be something more than driving around Torrance trying to get drunk stoned and laid."

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